Her: Why?
Me: There is a hair clog in my bathtub drain, and I remember in Vegas you got it out for me with a clothes hanger. Guess I’ll go get some Drano.
Her: You may as well go get the plastic snake.
Me: But I don’t want to see the stuff come back up the drain. I’ll use Drano.
Her: Drano is not going to break down the hair though.
Me: (whines)
Her: That’s what you get for having nigga hair.
Me: Well, doesn’t Drano have lye in it? How come it doesn’t relax the hair and make it go down?
Her: You. Stupid.
To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
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